Would-be poet

Dec 21 2020

FRIENDO'S ADVICE

We all have problems in our lives, spanning from the existential to the very mundane, and Friendo, the featureless sexless life-size puppet we use in many of our productions thinks friendo can help.

So we've compiled some of these deep questions in a column we're calling FRIENDO'S ADVICE.

Friendo,

You are a puppet,

A thing of straw and wood.

You have no heart,

Or warmth of blood.

Yet your wisdom guides us all.

Thank you from my soul of souls

For all your guiding words

You’re a beacon for all of us

Continue your good work.

-Would-be poet

San Francisco, California

Dear Would-be,

You are a human

A thing of flesh and blood

And... I've lost interest.

I hope that helps, human!

Sincerely,

Friendo

Do you have a question you'd like to ask the featureless sexless life-size puppet we use in many of our productions?  Indeed, Friendo wishes to advise you.

Please write to spitnvigor@gmail.com.